Dear Graphic Design Program:
Stop causing my husband stress
I don't like him coming home
It was fun seeing you last week
I hope you you got home safely
Thank you for listening to all
of the "drama" I tell you about
when I talk to you on the phone
Way to pull a Grisewald
with that trailer, hahaha!
Dear Durham Kids:
We love you and had
so much fun playing with
you last week!
Dear Mr. Big:
We miss you and can't wait
to see your teeth next time we're home
Sometimes I hate dragging myself
out of bed each morning to "help"
you, I'm really no help at all
Thank you for keeping me sane
Dear Kansas State:
Way to blow it!
You'd better win the whole thing!
I am excited for 2 weeks from now
when I will have you back from school
I love you with all my heart
Why can't you just clean yourself?!
Stop procrastinating all of your school
assignments and projects, it is going
to come back to bite you in another week!
Dear Animal Planet:
Stop showing creepy shows about
cats producing "frothing ecstasy"
that's just weird!
Dear Whitter Poots:
I love you and I'm glad you care enough
about our lives to stalk our blog and tell me to
make another post
PS- BTW??? Not funny woman!