Stacie (after about 5 minutes looking around): I can't find the sweet potatoes.
Jared: They are right there on the end of the aisle.
Stacie: Where? I don't see them... I don't think they have any.
Jared: They are right there, next to the regular potatoes.
Stacie: Those are yams, we need sweet potatoes.
Jared: Ummm... they are the same thing.
The best part was after that Stacie kept trying to tell me yams weren't sweet potatoes and another dude behind her was nodding to me, mouthing the words, "They are the same thing."
On another note. I have successfully fixed three things in our apartment as of late. Our garbage can lid now stays closed without duct tape, our DVD remote works again, and I fixed our onion chopper tonight. I may have the makings for a regular handyman after all.